Hi kitties! I'm here on my guard cat, watch cat location in the front of my house. It is very comfy and gives me a good view of all the cats, dogs, people and cars that are on my street. You never know when one of them might try to come in the house and interrupt my Food Lady Bean when she is petting me or feeding me or adoring me. I'm keeping track of every single animal, person and vehicle so I know how and when to protect her!
Uh oh! Loud car zooming down street! Dogs on street! I need my cell phone so I can save their pics and send them to other cats so they can beware too! Stay inside, Food Lady.
The biggest danger for my Food Lady might be the BACK YARD. There are many menaces lurking there, especially Slinky the Interloper Cat from next door. He keeps eating our nip. There are also fast flying birds who makes lots of noise. And giant trees. There's a lot for me to keep track of back here. My guard cat/watch cat job is keeping me very busy. I have to run very fast between my posts so that I don't miss anything important.
That is why I need MORE FOOD. Do you think the Food Lady got the hint?