Springtime in Bernalwood

I live in a neighborhood which has the nickname of Bernalwood.  Right now, spring is starting to break out. When I run outside my front door, or look out from my cat perch these days, this is what I see.

Was I Naughty Or Nice?

   Last year was my first Christmas with my new beans. Maybe you remember that I killed Santa. Oops! He was just sitting there on the tree waiting to be whapped.

 
   This year when the tree went up, I just parked myself underneath it to prove that I am the best Christmas Cat ever. Plus, I was looking for Santa. I think he's farther up on the tree this year. Those other whapping toys just don't have the same appeal.

  Here I am hypnotizing the beans: Purina One, Purina One, Purina One.

   Who could resist this adorable man cat's Christmas wishes?
    Merry Christmas my cat and bean friends. Here's some music to take you into the new year. It's called Skippy Rhodes - a song about home and the heart.

 
P.S. Accept no substitutes! Especially woofies. I am the original Jackpot. There's a dog on television who is trying to steal my identity! Don't be confused. He's a dog for catsakes.

There's A Bird in my House

What should I do???

Professor Jackpot Here

Hello dear friends. I am a distinguished cat. You can tell that because I cross my paws. I have good manners. But if anyone around this house misbehaves, why I uncross my giant mancat paws and give them a good whap! Someone has to enforce etiquette around here.

Happy Birthday Abalone!

 
  Happy Birthday to one of the people I love the most in the whole world. We call him Abalone around this house. Have a great 25th! Meows and purrs to you from your mancat.

I'm Bernalwood's Official News Cat

  Guess what? I have an important new job! I am the official news cat of Bernalwood! Here I am, on this warm night, using my night vision eyes to keep an eye on the neighborhood. I can see far and wide from this perch. If you have been walking the hills tonight, I have probably seen you.

  This is my introduction to the readers of Bernalwood. I will have more hard news to report in the days to come. I see quite a bit from here and my other observation posts.

   Bernalwood readers, say hello to the Catblogosphere! Catblogosphere, say hi to the residents (and admirers of) Bernalwood!

Warning! Insulting Cat Cartoon!

  Look at this disgusting cartoon! Someone sent it to the Food Lady. Do you know any dogs? If they are telling you this, time for the Paw of Death.